h0odrich: *eats all the croutons out of a salad and pushes plate 5 feet away from me*
jonbutter: “we accept the infinite we think we swear in this moment”
friendlycloud: hitlervevo: why the fuck cant we text the police lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you Relevant
lolsofunny: So Zac Efron won People’s Choice Awards for ”Favourite Dramatic movie actor” and all I can think about is
hateruess: yo fuck anyone who doesn’t want you in their life and fuck anyone who treats you bad and fuck anyone who breaks your heart because they’re all fuckin losers and they’re definitely not worth your time because your time is precious and the only people who deserve it are people who treat you right and are nice and don’t lie to you and buy you ice cream.
mebeingweird: bondoge: do u ever listen to a song and u like forget ur listening to it and when it’s almost over ur just like what and then u repeat the song but then it happens again
when everyone follows each other so you see the same post like 10 times in a row
what doesn’t kill you leaves scars ruins your lungs dries out all your tears...– c.c. (via gkri)
egberts: of all the dumb stuff i did when i was younger at least i can proudly say i was never a fan of annoying orange
“Did I even lock my car” I whisper as I am too far away to still lock it
selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
66mph: all i really want is a cute bad boy who’s kind of an asshole but is really sweet to me and calls me babe and lets me wear his leather jacket and runs his hands through my hair and make out with me while leaning against his cool car and he gets in fights and his face is bleeding and i help him clean up and then we make out more and in public he puts his hand in my back pocket. i could go...
repeating-serenity: my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
danieldempsey: My dude straight loving him some nsync.